Februar 2012
“Vodka, you’re feeling stronger
Vodka, no more feeling bad
Vodka, your eyes are...”
– Korpiklaani (via shannonxxbanana)
“You wanna know how I did it? This is how I did it, Anton: I never saved anything...”
– Gattaca (via lauraahchooo)
“I was settled into nothingness; a kind of non-being, and I accepted it. It...”
– Bukowski (via cuntbarf)
elksy:
“Pandas are going to ruin the game because it’ll attract people who only wanna place a race cause they’re cute!” Cries the teenage female as she logs into her Blood elf paladin with a battle bra and thong transmog
canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
womens magazine: you're beautiful just the way you are
womens magazine: lose 557965 lbs in 2 weeks
womens magazine: natural is beautiful
womens magazine: buy blush, mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow, foundation etc.
Places I'd Put My Dick if I Was a Guy.
littlebrownbabies:
On people’s shoulders when they’re sitting.
On important people’s desks while they’re working.
In pies.
In punch bowls at parties.
In hot bitches.
When the door is cracked, I’d put my dick through. After I put a face on it. So it looks like a little man asking if you’re busy.
On people’s pillows so they can wake up to it.
In people’s mouths if they sleep with it open.
...
“Best way to not get your heart broken, is to pretend you don’t have one.”
– Charlie Sheen (via inspire-jessi)
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Going to Germany!!
sorsis:
Don’t worry folks, I’ve got some stuff for you on my queue to fill the gap. :3 See you next week!
but have fun c:
“But she did look back, and I loved her for that because it was so human.”
– Slaughterhouse-Five, Kurt Vonnegut (via eyelinerlyrics)
